Humorous Jokes- English

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Disciple:
Guruji...help me with the way to find my own inner defects...

Guruji:
Poor fellow, you came all the way to me for this simple problem...

Just say to your wife gently that she has put on weight... She will immediately tell you all the defects that you and your family have been carrying for the last 7 births!

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 hyderabadi Kanjoos Husband on a day out with Wife...

Wife: meraku bohat pyaas lagri, ek pani ka bottle khareed do miya...

Husband: Biryaani khatey kya ?

Wife: Yummmm 😋, naam sunkar muh mein paani aa gaya miya...

Husband: To phir woich paani peele, bottol kaiku...

😜😜 hyderabadi Kanjoos Husband on a day out with Wife...

Wife: meraku bohat pyaas lagri, ek pani ka bottle khareed do miya...

Husband: Biryaani khatey kya ?

Wife: Yummmm 😋, naam sunkar muh mein paani aa gaya miya...

Husband: To phir woich paani peele, bottol kaiku...

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